Once again, I find myself on the weird side of eBay. I only went to look for old telephones, I SWEAR. But somehow, I find this.
It is advertised as “Weird Bizarre Leather Sex Adult Size Manikin Doll Fetish.” I know that eBay auctioneers tend to drown one in adjectives as a way of ensuring they’ll show up on every possible search, but in this case I get the impression that the auctioneer is just trying to come to grips with an unspeakable horror, like a Lovecraftian protagonist. He’s an estate auctioneer, seeming to specialise mostly in vintage blokery. The next most risqué item in his shop is a 1970s soft-core girlie mag, for heaven’s sake.
Apparently this doll comes equipped with 2 orifi and 12” nipples. Difficult to say if it’s intended to represent a male or a female (not that it matters to me, actually). Considered as an hourly wage for whoever made it, the asking price of $650 is a bargain.
Of course, it IS second-hand.
This beautiful, but
slightlyintimidating toy is the Golem from Gespenst’s Fantasy Gear. Golem is made in the Toxic Green color in Gespenst’s softer platinum cured silicone, and features a vaculock compatible hole + hollowing. You can also put a vibrator inside if that’s your thing. Personally, I think it makes it easier to hang onto the toy while in use.
If it’s not obvious, then let me say it: This toy is not for the faint of heart. While those spikes have some give, they aren’t plush at all. The intensity revs up the longer you thrust with it, so you may find yourself pausing for a bit. Lube is recommended as it makes Golem easier to take.
I enjoy the hell out of this toy, but it’s better for when I’m in the mood to have my bits roughed up a bit. It’s great for frontal wall stimulation, but may be way too intense for some.
Don’t fear though! There are smoother things in stock. :)
southcarolinaboy asked: thanks for making this blog, i really like it, my day was not going so good and looking at these toys got my mind off of it.
Thanks! That makes my day to hear that