If you’ve ever wanted to do pet play that’s um… not as a conventional pet, you can be an alien with this alien tail plug.
What is a “3019 girl”, anyway? Am I even reading this right?
Guys if you are looking for your first sex toy, this is a useful read and check out this video to erase the shame and stigma surrounding sex toys.
It is recommended that you write a comprehensible list of what you want and what you don’t want, for example
“Want: below 30 quid, vibrating device, suitable for penetration and/or clitoris stimulation, can use with partner.
Don’t want: loud buzzing, phallic shape, battery powered, silicon, etc”
Also, shop around! There are thousands of options that all perform different tasks, so know what you want or you could be overwhelmed. Vibrators are not the only sex toy out there. If there’s a specific kink that you’re interested in trying out, research it and see what you can obtain to fulfill your sexual desires.
Go to a sex shop/erotic boutique and ask them what they would recommend. If you are under eighteen or too shy to go to a sex shop, shop online on ebay or amazon so the packaging will be inconspicuous or get it shipped to a friends’ house that won’t mind.
Good luck and practice safe sex!
passing along the advice
Second cast’s a charm… MF’n steampunk cawk aka Frisky Beast “The Mechanical”. Should be shipping out tomorrow.
i am devising a role play for this… me likely
might need a slightly thicker base though if it is to be used in a harness…
I know it maybe sounds crazy, but just squeeze it between your legs, rub against it up and down.
kinkyfluttershy asked: i love your blog (just as a friend though! i'm not really looking for anything serious right now.)
Basically there is a Hulk dildo and i want it for my birthday in a month
I just love the package
Per request my biggest toy. Beware the Frankenstein! He may not look like a whole lot but he’s actually 10 1/2 inches long and his shaft thickens to 7 1/2 inches in circumference!
PS that last shot was taken with flash. It makes him look a whole lot better.
hold on, is that original Power Ranger sheets?