Photo 20 Jul 89,877 notes samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

(Source: nutnics)

Photo 20 Jul 5 notes I think your followers will appreciate this I Love My Vibrator t-shirt.
Great blog.
Xo, Olivia

I think your followers will appreciate this I Love My Vibrator t-shirt.

Great blog.

Xo, Olivia

Video 11 Jul 65 notes

heyepiphora:

Mr. Man, the dildo with a hole in the middle that simulates a blowjob. Isn’t it handsome? Forever pissed that it was discontinued.

Photo 10 Jul 2,965 notes heyepiphora:

Your daily dose of WHAT.

Just love football

heyepiphora:

Your daily dose of WHAT.

Just love football

Photo 9 Jul 86 notes heyepiphora:

A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This is not how we get over the stigma around sex toys. This product is WHY THERE IS A STIGMA AROUND SEX TOYS.
I am deeply offended that these people are expecting me, as a woman, to coo over this. It’s “inspired by every girl’s first fuzzy love,” because all women are the same, right, Todd? We’re all perpetual children… who now want to stick creepy pointy bear tongues inside ourselves.
There’s even a video which actually includes a woman saying “the controls are in Teddy’s ears, making him the ultimate listener” and “join us in this exciting opportunity to liberate women’s sexual expression and freedom.”
Read the rest of my rage: Um, No: Teddy Love vibrating teddy bear

Agreed

heyepiphora:

A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This is not how we get over the stigma around sex toys. This product is WHY THERE IS A STIGMA AROUND SEX TOYS.

I am deeply offended that these people are expecting me, as a woman, to coo over this. It’s “inspired by every girl’s first fuzzy love,” because all women are the same, right, Todd? We’re all perpetual children… who now want to stick creepy pointy bear tongues inside ourselves.

There’s even a video which actually includes a woman saying “the controls are in Teddy’s ears, making him the ultimate listener” and “join us in this exciting opportunity to liberate women’s sexual expression and freedom.”

Read the rest of my rage: Um, No: Teddy Love vibrating teddy bear

Agreed

Photo 6 Jul 253,986 notes jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

via Dr Awkward.
Text 3 Jul 1 note

Anonymous said: I was going to use on of my new toys but it slipped out of my hand and onto the floor and I got nervous. I used a toy cleaner I got but I'm still scared over it being on the floor :S

as long as you cleaned it, you should be fine

Photo 28 Jun 3 notes Double Dildo Search
I have been trying to find this dildo for some time now. I do not know who makes it or many details. Judging from the photo, it has rotating balls like the Rabbit plus at least one side has a vibration feature. Any ideas?

Double Dildo Search

I have been trying to find this dildo for some time now. I do not know who makes it or many details. Judging from the photo, it has rotating balls like the Rabbit plus at least one side has a vibration feature. Any ideas?

Text 28 Jun 6 notes

tentacle-interruption said: i want to be a sexologist when im older, and looking at all these sex toys make me giggle and i totally appreciate your blog for helping me open my eyes to some fucked up shit :-P SOOO i was just wondering, WHAT do you want to be when your older? (you crazy sex monkey LOL)

I’m glad you appreciate my blog. It’s a labor of love, which I admit I have been kinda falling behind on.

Currently I’m back in school to become an ASL interpreter.

Text 19 Jun 100,884 notes

i-m-a-good-viper:

Lesbians:

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Men:

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