Photo 19 May 13 notes beyond-the-blackened-burning-sky:

I thought I had seen it all.
But no.
They made a fucking Ghost dildo.

beyond-the-blackened-burning-sky:

I thought I had seen it all.

But no.

They made a fucking Ghost dildo.

Photo 18 May 25 notes fak-me-lana:

Love this one

fak-me-lana:

Love this one

Video 17 May 14 notes

tastethetango:

my toys!

the texture on that dildo looks really interesting

Video 16 May 14 notes

etsy-after-dark:

BATZ

He stays in the shadows until needed. This 6 1/2 inch long toy is always ready to join in on the action,

idk I want George Clooney Batman in my shadows

Video 15 May 7 notes

etsy-after-dark:

PENGUIN

Sleek and smooth…the penguin glides effortlessly through the ice blue water. It arcs and weaves yet never loses course…findings its joy in the dark briny depths.

why must you ruin what i love?

Photo 14 May 38 notes etsy-after-dark:

MATURE Erotic ET Plush Pillow
/crying
E.T. has grown up. This plush pillow is equipped with a Magic Bullet Vibrator located in a hidden pocket at the tip of his finger. A great present to get for the person who has everything. Entertainment Tonight will provide hours of titillating interaction.

etsy-after-dark:

MATURE Erotic ET Plush Pillow

/crying

E.T. has grown up. This plush pillow is equipped with a Magic Bullet Vibrator located in a hidden pocket at the tip of his finger. A great present to get for the person who has everything. Entertainment Tonight will provide hours of titillating interaction.

Video 13 May 43 notes

bento-butt:

Newegg is one sick motherfucking website. (buh dum tss)

newegg sells all these? They are now my number one online electronics store

(i think I actually bought most of my computer parts through them anyway)

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