I thought I had seen it all.
They made a fucking Ghost dildo.
He stays in the shadows until needed. This 6 1/2 inch long toy is always ready to join in on the action,
idk I want George Clooney Batman in my shadows
Sleek and smooth…the penguin glides effortlessly through the ice blue water. It arcs and weaves yet never loses course…findings its joy in the dark briny depths.
why must you ruin what i love?
MATURE Erotic ET Plush Pillow
E.T. has grown up. This plush pillow is equipped with a Magic Bullet Vibrator located in a hidden pocket at the tip of his finger. A great present to get for the person who has everything. Entertainment Tonight will provide hours of titillating interaction.
Newegg is one sick motherfucking website. (buh dum tss)
newegg sells all these? They are now my number one online electronics store
(i think I actually bought most of my computer parts through them anyway)