snotpunx said: *TW* the thing about that gif of alex from oitnb is it's a r*pe threat...
Thank you for pointing that out. I added a tag.
Anonymous said: You were right! In fact I came out of the store with my first dildo instead of nothing. I wish I could go there more often.
Sorry for the late reply, but I’m glad to hear that it went well. Best wishes on all future trips!
Anonymous said: How do I go into a sex toy store without being nervous?
Know that people are not judging you. Most people feel awkward so they avoid eye contact anyway.
It takes time to get comfortable with some much around you, but as you frequent the store it gets easy and comfortable.
I was nervous my first time, but I went in there with a purpose and just made it fun. (I had a group of friends with me so that helps).
So I was doing some shopping and I found this gem
doesn’t look safe for anal play as there is no flange
Finally! I was waiting for someone to make Thor’s hammer a silicone dildo i could shove up my butt!
My life can now be completed.
BIG IS RELATIVE
(other toy is a medium cockatrice from Bad-Dragon)
I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”
I thought they were peanuts
At first glance I saw jellybeans
I thought they were babies help
I thought it was a human spine…..
The dicks only make it better
WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF