I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”
I thought they were peanuts
At first glance I saw jellybeans
I thought they were babies help
I thought it was a human spine…..
The dicks only make it better
WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF
I think your followers will appreciate this I Love My Vibrator t-shirt.
Mr. Man, the dildo with a hole in the middle that simulates a blowjob. Isn’t it handsome? Forever pissed that it was discontinued.
A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This is not how we get over the stigma around sex toys. This product is WHY THERE IS A STIGMA AROUND SEX TOYS.
I am deeply offended that these people are expecting me, as a woman, to coo over this. It’s “inspired by every girl’s first fuzzy love,” because all women are the same, right, Todd? We’re all perpetual children… who now want to stick creepy pointy bear tongues inside ourselves.
There’s even a video which actually includes a woman saying “the controls are in Teddy’s ears, making him the ultimate listener” and “join us in this exciting opportunity to liberate women’s sexual expression and freedom.”
Read the rest of my rage: Um, No: Teddy Love vibrating teddy bear
Anonymous said: I was going to use on of my new toys but it slipped out of my hand and onto the floor and I got nervous. I used a toy cleaner I got but I'm still scared over it being on the floor :S
as long as you cleaned it, you should be fine
Double Dildo Search
I have been trying to find this dildo for some time now. I do not know who makes it or many details. Judging from the photo, it has rotating balls like the Rabbit plus at least one side has a vibration feature. Any ideas?